Saturday, September 14, 2019

Oh Barkeep ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A blond orders a beer.....

The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar

It hits the blond woman's boobs and splashes all over them.

The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.

Each time the blond calls for another beer this happens.

So after the third beer, a guy sitting at the bar decides to help the bartender out.

The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts.

She decks him!

He is lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez, lady... Why do you let the bartender do it and not me?'

“Helloooo!", says the blond”.... “He has a licker license!”

Other Bartending Rule 5 ers:


  1. Aaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. edutcher, the tip off was "A blonde ...."

  3. that last one in the dress is some serious fuckin' high maintenance dude...

  4. Joe, and she's damned well worth it, too.


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