Tuesday, August 7, 2018
The Raise
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I wanna increase." "The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: " Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: " Jor hozban did."
Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."
Wife: (Really boiling now and gritting her teeth): "And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora ... the gardener did"
Wife: "So, how much of a raise you think would be fair?"
Thanks T-Bone!
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