So, some years ago, back when I was still smoking (pre-2005), I went out the back of the warehouse for a smoke. About 20 feet from the exit door I found myself in front of an employee vehicle, faced away from the front of it and let out the loudest longest fart of my life. BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !
Turned around and found the new girl in accounting sitting in the driver's seat reading a book, but now staring out the windshield at me wide eyed. I pretended I had no idea what was going on and sauntered away to another area of the parking lot.
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Ok, I'll share, what the hell.
ReplyDeleteSo, some years ago, back when I was still smoking (pre-2005), I went out the back of the warehouse for a smoke. About 20 feet from the exit door I found myself in front of an employee vehicle, faced away from the front of it and let out the loudest longest fart of my life. BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !
Turned around and found the new girl in accounting sitting in the driver's seat reading a book, but now staring out the windshield at me wide eyed. I pretended I had no idea what was going on and sauntered away to another area of the parking lot.
Kid, you should have asked her out.
ReplyDeleteHA! Yea, maybe she was impressed !
ReplyDeleteKid, I'm sure she was.
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