Friday, September 29, 2017

Reality Bites



Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after their honeymoon, he was working on  his motorcycle in the garage, just for fun.
His new wife was standing  there at the workbench watching him.

After a long period of silence she  finally spoke .. "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe  it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably  should just consider selling your motorcycle along with your gun collection and  that stupid fishing gear."

Tom got a quizzical look on his  face.

She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"

He replied,  "For a minute there you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife!" she shouted, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"

Tom replied: "I wasn't."


Thanks T-Bone

10 comments:

  1. In "The Betrothed", Kipling compared a man's cigars to the fiancé who wanted to give them up.

    His final analysis was, "A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke."

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  2. Men need their man caves and us women that are smart let them have that without one word.

    Have a fabulous day and weekend, Odie. ☺

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  3. And after you get rid of all that silly stuff, don't forget to sit when you pee!

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  4. Sandee, 100% togetherness isn't necessarily a good thing.

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  5. It's a Triumph.

    Of course he was working on it. He's never ridden it. He had to push it home from the dealership.

    No wonder he was generally pissed off.

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  6. iOpener, Great Name

    Wow, you sure are hard on the guy.

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