Hold My Beer ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Other Beer Drinking Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain 
Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
 The Last Tradition
The Right Way

Reality Bites

Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after their honeymoon, he was working on  his motorcycle in the garage, just for fun.
His new wife was standing  there at the workbench watching him.

After a long period of silence she  finally spoke .. "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe  it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably  should just consider selling your motorcycle along with your gun collection and  that stupid fishing gear."

Tom got a quizzical look on his  face.

She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"

He replied,  "For a minute there you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife!" she shouted, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"

Tom replied: "I wasn't."

Thanks T-Bone

We're Way Overdue for FUNNY!

Thanks Facebookers and T-Bone

So, What's The NFL Up To Today

STAND UP YOU SPOILED MILLIONAIRES!

When You're Angry You Have Liberal Tuesday

Thanks Facebook Friends and Especially You John For This Last One!

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style ~ 120 ~

Thanks T-Bone

Silliest Of Sundays

Thanks Facebookers

 

Stairs ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

I have nothing to add except thanks Dan!

Other Stair Climbing Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain 
Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
 The Last Tradition
The Right Way

Fu-Fu-Fu-Fu-Fu-Fu-Fu-Fu-Fu-Fu-Fu-Fu- Fun Friday

Thanks Facebookers

Libtardthursday . . . .

Thanks Facebookies

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM. He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.  Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Thanks Dick!

How . . . .

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:

“Want coffee.”

The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.”

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.


The next morning the Indian returns.

He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:

“Want coffee.”

The waiter says, “Whoa…! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”

The Indian smiles and proudly says,

“Training for a position in United States Senate. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style ~ 119 ~

Murphy's Other 15 Laws

 

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

 

3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

 

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

 

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

 

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

 

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

 

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

 

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

 

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

 

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

 

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

 

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

 

14 . God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.

 

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

 

Thanks David

Man Test ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Other McNuggets Fans Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain 
Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
 The Last Tradition
The Right Way