Saturday, May 28, 2016

Football ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. 
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After 
the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. 
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants 
and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why 
they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, 
her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a 
coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all 
they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! 
Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!" 
 Stolen from the The Laugh Factory (LINK)

Photos From 101KGB-iHeart Radio (LINK)

Other Football Loving Rule 5 ers:


  1. Dassent show that one to The Blonde.

  2. Bless her heart. Get the quarterback. Bless her heart.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

  3. edutcher, will she get it? (I'm bad)

  4. Sandee, it used to be a lot of money.

  5. It''s better than wanting Nickleback...

  6. Nothing against blondes babes, but isn't it about time for a few well endowed guys on here. (asking for a friend)

  7. Oh Brighid, so many times I have and I hear complaints. Stay Tuned!


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