Wednesday, May 4, 2016


A Woman gets out of her Prius, walks into a bar 
and sits down next to a guy drinking a beer.
Woman: I see you drink beer.
Man: Yup
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay for each beer?
Man: About $5.00 including the tip
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: Maybe 20 years, I guess.
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which 
puts your spending each month at $450.
So in one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Yup.
Woman: For each year that you spend $5,400, not accounting 
for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, 
Man: Yup.
Woman: Did you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, 
that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings 
account and, after accounting for compound interest for the 
past 20 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.
Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

Thanks Bob


Curmudgeon said...

The PERFECT comeback for a snooty liberal, tree-hugging feminist.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. I'm going to steal this one.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Fredd said...

Just for what it's worth: Ferraris are overpriced, temperamental Italian crap. They need an expensive tune up just about each time you take them out on the road. The parts are grossly overpriced, and you can never depend on them to perform when you need them the most. They are demonstrably and inarguably 'high maintenance.'

Much like a gorgeous blonde with big tits.

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

I didn't see that coming! Love it!!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Curmudgeon, you forgot "bitch".

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, enjoy.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Fredd, not to lucky with blondes?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Grunt, really? It was on the next line.

Ron Russell said...

Just saw this one over at Sandee's place! Sounds just like a woman!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, yeah ain't it great.