THE PLANNING STAGES
Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in, spots them, and asks the barman,
Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in, spots them, and asks the barman,
'Hey, ain't that Trump and Cruz sitting over there?'
The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'
So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, what an honor!
The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'
So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, what an honor!
What are you guys doing in here?'
Trump says, 'We're planning WW III.'
The guy says, 'Really? Whaddaya think you'll do?'
Trump says, 'Well, we're planning to kill 140 million
Trump says, 'We're planning WW III.'
The guy says, 'Really? Whaddaya think you'll do?'
Trump says, 'Well, we're planning to kill 140 million
Muslims, and a blonde with big boobs.'
The guy exclaims, 'A blonde with big boobs? You shittin' me? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?'
Trump turns to Cruz, and says, 'See? I told you, no one gives a shit about 140 million Muslims.’
Trump turns to Cruz, and says, 'See? I told you, no one gives a shit about 140 million Muslims.’
Thanks Dan
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Adrienne's Corner
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Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
Politically Incorrect Conservative
I like it. Are you sure it wasn't Carly Fiorina that came up with that line, Odie?
ReplyDeleteMy sentiments precisely.
ReplyDeleteDon't touch that blonde with big boobs. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
Fredd, didn't you read it here first?
ReplyDeleteLL, you would know more than most.
ReplyDeleteSandee, her life is safe with me.
ReplyDelete*** I've been absent the last couple of days because I've been sick. I'm on the mend and should be back to normal shortly.
This one is priceless. I'm off to tell my hubby.
ReplyDeleteCube, he'll like it too.
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