Saturday, February 6, 2016

Leather Dresses ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress,
a man's heart beats quicker,
  his throat gets dry,
 he gets weak in the knees,
  and he begins to think irrationally.
  Ever wonder why?

 It's because she smells like a new golf bag !!!
Thanks Hal

Other Leather Loving Rule 5 ers:


LL said...

So THAT's why?

But I like the dress even though I don't golf... What's wrong with me, Odie?

Sandee said...

That makes perfect sense. It really does.

Have a fabulous day and weekend. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, it's OK, it's been pointed out on Facebook they also smell like holsters. Better?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, of course it does. I wouldn't post anything that doesn't.

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

I don't know. I'm pretty light-headed and irrational most of the time. And the dry-throat is due to the scotch. I'm not seeing a connection here. Maybe we should see more leather dresses to make sure?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Grunt, I'll get right on that.