Survivor ~ Texas Style

This from a transplanted Texan!!

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, 

Texas is planning to do one entitled: 

"Survivor – Texas Style!"

The contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, 

Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down 

to Brownsville.  They will then proceed through Mission, 

up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and 

Amarillo.  From there they will go on to Abilene and 

Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.
 Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 

14 bumper stickers which will read: 

1.. "I'm A Democrat"
2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"
4. "Boycott Beef"
5. "I Voted For Obama"
6. "George Strait can't sing"
7. "Elect Hillary In 2016"
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer"
10. "Al Franken Is My Hero"
11. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
12. "It's Bush's Fault"
13. "Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion"

And the last sticker is…

14. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

Thanks Trailbee !