One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine
when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop
and got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and
I'll feed you, " the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated,
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated,
"You may come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said,
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said,
"But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task,
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task,
even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the
lawyer and said,"Sir, you are too kind."
"Thank you for taking all of us with you.
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.
You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."
Come on now...you really didn't think there
"Thank you for taking all of us with you.
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.
You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."
Come on now...you really didn't think there
was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer
story...did you????
Thanks Dan!
Hahaha...you're a cold one, Odie.
ReplyDeleteLL, thank you Sir.
ReplyDeleteI was sure there was a catch to this as lawyers are greedy, uncaring folks. Washington D.C. is full of them after-all.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. ☺
That is funny! But, you know..it kind of reminds me of Obama telling the illegals stop eating their short grass and COME ON DOWN..er UP! TO THE USA! We've got just what you need. And he IS a lawyer (supposedly!)
ReplyDeleteOh, brother...that thing is bugging me SO MUCH!
Our current POTUS is a lawyer.
ReplyDeleteCheap lawn care!
ReplyDeleteSandee, catch?
ReplyDeleteZ, it's bugging all of us. He is a smarmy lawyer of the first order.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, right you are, and believe me we can tell.
ReplyDeleteRon, we could all use it.
ReplyDeleteAh, you have found the perfect metaphor for Washington DC.
ReplyDeleteEuripides, but of course.
ReplyDeleteHeh heh.
ReplyDeleteCube, ha ha.
ReplyDeleteHaha! You got me here, Odie ;o)
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