Sunday, July 13, 2014

Levels Of Stress

You pick up a hitchhiker...   A beautiful girl.

Suddenly she faints inside your car and 
you take her to the hospital.

Now that's stressful.

But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and
congratulate you that you're going to be a father.

You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.

This is getting very stressful!
You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.

After the tests are completed,

The doctor says the test shows you're infertile,

And probably have been since birth.

You're extremely stressed but relieved.

On your way back home, you think about your 5 kids at home.

Thanks Dan


  1. I think that you've successfully defined stress.

  2. I'm stressed just watching the "Now That's Stress" jittering around on the screen. I think I feel a seizure coming on...

  3. LL, the staff here at Woodsterman strive to do our best.

  4. Adrienne, Try what I did ... I posted drunk.

  5. Bwahahahahahahaha. Someone has a lot of explaining to do. Love it.

    Have a fabulous, stress-free Silly Sunday. :)

  6. Yep that's stress! LOL Thanks for making the rest of our lives look not so stressed today. :)

  7. I'm with Adrienne on that one. The stress jitter GIF gives me stress.

  8. Or, you may stay calm, smile, and, when you get home, say, "Take your kids and let the guy who made 'em support you".

    That removes the stress.

  9. That dang sign is giving me stress jitters...
    and Yep, he has completely forgotten about that cycle accident he had a few years ago...

  10. Now that's stress! What has the wife been up to all those years---I see his wheels turning!

  11. Sandee, Oh Lucy I'm Home, and you got some splainin to do.

  12. Euripides, now I know hows to take cares of yous guys.

  13. Edutcher, Get them suckers outta here.

  14. flame93, keep your crap off of my blog!!!


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