Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Magic Hat

My Magic Hat
While in Florida I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours,
I put on my Magic Green Hat.

When I went into the E.R.,
I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the hat: Below.

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. 
It saved me 5  hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, 

I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

If you live in Texas, it might cut your wait 

time at the grocery store.

But, don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew ran out 

the back door and I never did get my order!


  1. That wouldn't work in California. Just wouldn't work.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

  2. I get a lot of remodeling jobs that way...Heee Heee.

  3. Scott, people running through walls like in the cartoons?

  4. I used to belong to a computer forensics group, HTCIA.

    Got the same reaction.

  5. That's good, but the days of putting fear into illegals is over!!!!

  6. Bwahahahaaaa, but as Ron says, those days are almost completely over... ;)

  7. Get a buddy to walk in with you wearing a DEA hat and you get the whole place to yourself.

  8. Mike, We can help those days come back if Washington would do their job.

  9. Madjack, great idea let's go for it.


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