One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering,
the pastor of a
small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000.
It happened again the next week!
The following Sunday, he watched as the
offering was collected and saw an
elderly woman put the distinctive pink
elderly woman put the distinctive pink
envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor,
overcome by curiosity, approached her.
"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put
$1,000 a week in the
collection plate," he stated.
"Why, yes," she replied, "every
week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church."
collection plate," he stated.
"Why, yes," she replied, "every
week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church."
The pastor replied, "That's wonderful.
But $1,000 is a lot; are you sure
you can afford this?
you can afford this?
How much does he send you?"
The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week."
The pastor was amazed.
The pastor was amazed.
"Your son is very successful;
what does he do for a living?"
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.
"That's an honorable profession,
"That's an honorable profession,
but I had no idea they made that much
money," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"
money," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"
The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada
... He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas ,
and one in Reno"
... He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas ,
and one in Reno"
Thanks Dan !
MEOW!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahaha. I think the pastor just needs to smile and keep that old lady happy.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day and weekend Odie. ☺
Hmmmm....I wonder why they call those places "cat houses."
ReplyDeleteHehehe.
good one!!
ReplyDeleteThe cat business is booming in the Silver State.
ReplyDeleteCute cats and funny joke. Love both of them.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend.
Steve
At which point someone in the congregation dialed 911.
ReplyDeleteInno ... MEOW back atcha.
ReplyDeleteSandee, It keeps the old ladies and the men happy. Does this qualify for Feline Friday?
ReplyDeleteAOW, that's a good question, Meow.
ReplyDeleteMike, thank you sir.
ReplyDeleteLL, they're everywhere.
ReplyDeleteDude, glad you like and stopped by.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, no way. They all google mapped Reno and Las Vegas.
ReplyDeleteWell aren't you a character?!
ReplyDeleteHerding cats is hard to do, but rewarding if you succeed.
ReplyDeleteRon, I've been doing it for years. It's very rewarding.
ReplyDeleteAnn, why yes I am thank you.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Thanks for the smiles :)
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness Odie you've done it again!
ReplyDeleteI am laughing...wtg...on Feline Friday!
Happy weekend and are you watching the big game?
2T2, thank you for smiling.
ReplyDeleteJackie, I just can't post a plain Feline Friday. I have to add "Silly".
ReplyDeleteI've been a 49er fan 33 years since I moved to Northern California. I've seen a lot of heartbreak and I've seen a lot to cheer about.
GO 49ers !!!
I guess it is about the same principle.
ReplyDeleteAdmiral,parts is parts, pieces is pieces, and cats is cats.
ReplyDeleteHi Odie,
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO2xASLM!!!!!! That's Funny!!!
'Was at the Reno Air Races a few cases of Beer ago and me and some buds took a ride over to the "Mustang Ranch" for a "Look & See!!" 'Was hangin' in the Bar and this Black Hooker Chick named "Misty" came up and we got ta' talkin'!! She had a smile to die for and a line that would melt cold steel!! 'Was on the verge of gettin' my "Mustang Ride of a Lifetime' when one of the guys i rode out there with said,"Come on' we're leavin'!!" DRAT!!! all I can say Odie,..."Play 'Misty' for me....."
III%,
skybill-out
skybill, I've worked the air races many times a few years back, but I've never been to Mustang Ranch. It's only a short drive for me too.
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