RETIREMENT BONUS

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided 

to offer them retirement bonus. They promised any officer 

who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every 

inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in 

his body.. The officer got to choose what those two
points would be.
 

The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured 

from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured 

at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
 

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter
and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched 

hands to his toes. He walked Out with $96,000.
 

The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly 

old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be 

measured replied, 'From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.'
 

It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to 

reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous 

two Officers had received.
                        

But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along
with him providing the measurement was taken by a 

Medical Officer.
 

The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to 

'drop 'em,' which he did. The medical officer placed the 

tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began 

to work back. "Dear Lord!", he suddenly
exclaimed, ''Where are your testicles?''

The old Chief calmly replied,  " Vietnam ''.

Thanks Dan !