Saturday, February 23, 2013

NO Speak English ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A German woman married a Canadian gentleman born in 
Nov Scotia and they lived happily ever after
in his home town Truro.

The poor lady was notvery proficient in English, but did 
manage to communicate with her husband. The
real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher counter and wanted to 
buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put
forward her request, so, in desperation, she clucked like 
a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she 
didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken
and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. 
The butcher understood again and gave her some 
chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.  
Unable to find a way tocommunicate this, she brought
her husband to the store...

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What were you Thinking?

Her husband speaks English....hellooo!

Thanks David !
Added Bonus .... I have a generator for sale: 

Other Rule 5 ers:


  1. What Opus said. True and then some.

    Have a fantastic day. ☺

  2. Sandee, what I said. I hope so, I have a generator to sell.

  3. Well, I certainly wouldn't kick the German blonde out of bed for eating crackers....

  4. Dirty minds.

    No human race without 'em.

  5. I know the Woodsterman personally and I know that he is multi-lingual because he speaks "the language of love".

  6. Euripides, She'd have time for crackers?

  7. Ich dachte, dass er dabei war, eine große Wurst zu zeigen.. Translation: I thought he was going to display a large........!

  8. LL, shhhh, people might get the wrong idea.


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