Sunday, April 11, 2010

The Lighter Side of Washington

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
 

America needs Obama Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser..

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
 
The other is for housing prisoners.

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
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4 comments:

  1. Snarky BasterdApril 11, 2010 at 3:09 PM

    Plus, Bo knows where to go to the bathroom. Obama just pisses all over the place.

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  2. Woodsterman (Odie)April 11, 2010 at 3:29 PM

    Snarky, you're close ... he craps on us.

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  3. Amusing BunniApril 12, 2010 at 6:28 AM

    THese were great! I hope you had a nice weekend, Odie!

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)April 12, 2010 at 7:10 AM

    Thanks Bunni I did, but all days are the same here. I work in the shop must days. This is April 12th right? It snowed again last night.

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