Saturday, May 7, 2016

The Goblin ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


 One morning a blonde was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The blonde stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". The blonde again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."

Next morning the little man wakes the blonde up.

"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"F*ck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"





10 comments:

LL said...

Great tactic!

Sandee said...

Well she was rich for a little bit. Bwahahahahahahaha. Bless her heart.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

edutcher said...

Miss Upton is always a show-stopper.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, and it was great too ... what a night.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, yes she was ... I think. Right about now I'm feeling blonde.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, did she stop your show?

Ron Russell said...

I love orange! Have a great day Buddy!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, I do too!

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

That's never the experience I have with blondes. Aww, who am I kidding. I don't have any experience with blondes. My Kentucky redhead won't allow it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Grunt, watch out for her long rifle.