Saturday, May 21, 2016

Silly Blonde Day ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style



Tennis Ball 
 
 One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a 
tennis ball lying by the side of the walk. Being fairly new 
and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his 
pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross 
street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blond 
standing next to him smiling. "What do you have in your 
 pocket?" she asked. "Tennis ball," the man said smiling 
back. "Wow," said the blonde looking upset. "That must 
hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable!" 
 
 Walking In The Woods 
 
Two blondes were walking in the woods when they came 
upon some tracks in the dirt, the first blonde says, "Look 
at those bear tracks". The second blonde says,"Those aren't 
bear tracks, those are deer tracks". The first blonde says 
"No they're not, there bear tracks". The second blonde 
argues back. "No they're not, they're deer tracks." 
Then, they both got hit by the train.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/blondejokes/sportyblondejokes.html






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12 comments:

LL said...

Everyone loves blondes - and I think that it's true - they have more fun.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha on the jokes.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

Second-from-the-bottom blonde looks like she's on one of the sea-cave beaches on the Big Island's Kona coast. She should probably go all the way into the cave before trying to change her bikini top like that. Otherwise, people might take pictures!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, the ones I hang out with always do.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, nothing about the ladies?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Gruntlustster, want some?

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

Odie - That's what I come here for, Dude! That, and da funnehs!

edutcher said...

Woo Woo

Donald Douglas said...

A most excellent roundup, heh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Grunt, good 2 bee laffin at the foonies.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, Hee Hee.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

D.D, thank you sir. I've always considered myself a connoisseur of blonds.