Saturday, May 14, 2016

Doctor's Office ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

This beautiful Blonde one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants off, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpes - that's why I am here!"

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edutcher said...

Always a goodie and right up there with the doctor who mistakes Grandma for the baby's mother.

Mac said...

Then there's the one about the beautiful Redhead that walked into the doctor's office.
When asked what's the problem was she answered: "Everything hurts"
The doctor said: "What do you mean everything hurts?"
The beautiful Redhead took her index finger and touched her ankle and said "Ooooh, that hurts!"
Then she touched her thigh with her index finger and said: "Ooooh, that hurts!"
Then she touched her stomach with her index finger and said: "Ooooh, that hurts!"
Then she touched her head with her index finger and said: "Ooooh, that hurts!"
The doctor said: "Ok stop. Yer not a real Redhead are you?"
Perplexed, she said: "Ah, no... I'm really a blonde. How did you know?"
Doctor: "Yer finger's broke"

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha on both the jokes this morning.

Have a fabulous weekend Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, OK?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mac, oldie but a goldie!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, shhhh, It will go to Mac's head and I'll have to hire him.

Ron Russell said...

Had something like that happen to me many, many, many years ago with a number 10. Despite the inconvenience had to go back for a second helping a few weeks later. Those blondes are knockouts!

Mike aka Proof said...

So, you're saying that herpes simplex was invented for blondes??

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, what are you getting at. The joke was about Herpes.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, I think it's an equal opportunity disease.