Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Hookers ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style






A trucker who has been out on the road for two 
months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks 
straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, 
"I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
 

The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money 
you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal."
 

The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’, 
I’m not horny – I’m just homesick."



Above is the worlds oldest hooker at 85.

12 comments:

Sandee said...

The first three are hot, but the last two are well...awful.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

LL said...

The last two shop at Walmart.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, we have to give the trucker what he wanted.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, that's where I took these photos.

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

I would comment, but I'm still disturbed by what happened to #2's nipples. Did you photoshop those out, Odie? And she doesn't have any ears, either! This better not be one of those Japanese recreational robots. We expect better from a classy operation like this. ;)

Ron Russell said...

Trucker have more sense than most give them credit for!

Brighid said...

Those last two are the definition of Coyote Ugly personified...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Grunt, you can never trust those Asian women. They hide their body parts everywhere.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, except some of those hard lined union ones.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brighid, Really? I think they're kind of hot.

Brighid said...

OMG, just realized the last one is seating in a walker, Dad's gonna like that!

mystere's moonbat slayer club said...

Hey guys, be mindful about what you say about the Asian women…they're my home girls, my bloodline! I'm of full blooded Japanese descent, a moonbat slaying samurai in Southern California.

Now about girl #2…she's definitely not Japanese; she might be Korean or a mix of several other Asians.

Mr. E