Saturday, February 27, 2016

100 lbs of Dynamite ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

The bodybuilder takes off his shirt and the blonde says,  

'What a Great chest you have!'

He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'       
He takes off his pants and the blonde says,

'What massive calves you have!'

The bodybuilder tells her, 

'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
 The bodybuilder puts his clothes back on and chases 
after her.  He catches up to her and asks why 
she ran  out of the apartment like that.

 The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all 
that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!'
Thanks Dan! 

Other Buff Rule 5 ers:


Adrienne said...

Hitler's little weenie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, Fuse ... Fuse!

Sandee said...


Have a fabulous day and weekend Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, back at you.

edutcher said...

God does compensate, doesn't he?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, it just has to be.

Fredd said...

Maybe you could post my ham sandwich joke. It's cleaner. Well, assuming it's OK to use Hillary Clinton and clean in the same sentence.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Fredd, can't be done.