The bodybuilder takes off his shirt and the blonde says,
'What a Great chest you have!'
'What a Great chest you have!'
He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'
He takes off his pants and the blonde says,
'What massive calves you have!'
The bodybuilder tells her,
'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'
He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
The bodybuilder puts his clothes back on and chases
after her. He catches up to her and asks why
she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all
that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!'
Thanks Dan!
Other Buff Rule 5 ers:
In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
Hitler's little weenie.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, Fuse ... Fuse!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day and weekend Odie. ☺
Sandee, back at you.
ReplyDeleteGod does compensate, doesn't he?
ReplyDeleteedutcher, it just has to be.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you could post my ham sandwich joke. It's cleaner. Well, assuming it's OK to use Hillary Clinton and clean in the same sentence.
ReplyDeleteFredd, can't be done.
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