Wednesday, June 24, 2015
Things To Ponder While You Are In The Bathroom!
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you take a Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the
driver's license of a bald man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
When they first invented the clock,
how did they know what time it was to set it to?
Which is the other side of the street?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
Do they have lectures in Mime School?
Why do we park on drive ways, but drive on parkways?
Why is it when we mail something over land it's a
shipment, but when we mail it over sea it's Cargo?
Why does Bottled Water have an expiry date?
Why do women wear evening gowns to go out at night?
Shouldn't they be wearing nightgowns?
Why is a man who invests all your money called a Broker?
Why do Overlook and Oversee mean opposite things?
Why are there locks on stores that are open 24/7/365?
Why do Doctors call what they do a "practice"??
Shouldn't they be good at it by now?
Why is it called a Hamburger if it's made from beef?
If you're in France and order toast,
do you get toast, or french toast??
If the #2 pencil is the most popular... Why is it still #2?
And finally for this food for thought......
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?