Sunday, April 5, 2015

Here's Your Easter E-Card My Friends

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit
jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal
lover, pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is
the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," ! he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car

The blonde says,"Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny,
bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the
two of them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves
again, he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves, and repeats this again and again
and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"

The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
It says..

It says,
"Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."

H a p p y  E a s t e r ! !

Thanks Dan


Sandee said...

GROAN! Bwahahahahahahahaha. I'll have to remember that hairspray.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Rick Street said...

Thanks for the laugh
Happy Easter

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Fun huh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Rick, That's my job.

Proof said...

I can neither confirm nor deny the story, but I can say, I never got a Peep out of him!

WomanHonorThyself said...

Hope your holiday was awesome my friend!! chocolate yum! xoxox :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, that's OK because that Peep you didn't get will still be good in a thousand years.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

WHT, Ah, nothing better than Easter chocolate on the Monday after.

Ron Russell said...

That's a fricking lie! Hair spray will not do that. Quit spreading that left-wing propaganda on your site!

edutcher said...

Have to pass that one along to The Blonde.

cube said...

Ahhh, the old hairspray fix... just like the old bulldozer spray that makes the charging bull go to sleep. Love that stuff.

Hope you and yours had a good Easter.