Saturday, July 26, 2014

More Blondishness ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


Magic Mirror 

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. 
She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think 
I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' 
and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. 
She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think 
I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' 
and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. 
She walked up to the mirror and said
 'I think...' and it sucked her in.




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12 comments:

GOODSTUFF said...

it sucked her in - http://i.imgur.com/mJ6yeyI.gif

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

GOODSTUFF, That's some sucking power. Remind me to stay away from that.

Sandee said...

Oh to be young again. I'm blonde, but when you're in your 60s it doesn't much matter. Bwahahahahahahaha. Oh wait! I'd rather be in my 60s than be young again.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Scott Way said...

I love the prison striped blonde look...One actually got sucked into my apt. one night!

edutcher said...

Maybe the brunette and the redhead really were the most beautiful women in the world, so they weren't lying?

Or have we an objective scale?

Euripides said...

I don't get it. The photos are nice though....

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, I'd like to try young again. I think I could do it better this time.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scotty, good boy!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, the mirror thought they were.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, poor boy ... I guess the blonde will have to explain it to you.

Ron Russell said...

Good one! Like that middle image best!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, I liked then all, so that's what I posted.