Saturday, April 27, 2013

Mail Order Brides ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 Two blondes are talking to each other:
- When you make love, do you speak with your husband?

- If he calls me.




Yes, these are all mail order brides ... wow!

The Chive (LINK)

Other Rule 5 ers:


22 comments:

Opus #6 said...

The marriages are temporary...until the green card comes through. Remember, if it looks too good to be true....

Old NFO said...

LOL, agree with Opus... And I'm betting those pics don't even 'resemble' the reality...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, it's all about the Honeymoon.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Old NFO, hey, don't wreck it for the rest of us.

Sheik YerBouti said...

Kinda like a fast food burger - first the picture of it, then the reality.

Sandee said...

They are all lovely indeed, but love the wisecrack about speaking to your husband.

Have a terrific day Odie. ☺

Proof said...

Shipped UPS?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Booti, I think you could learn to love it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, I thought it tied in nicely.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, Fed-Ex and I got yesterday ... hubba hubba !

edutcher said...

Most have come Pony Express.

Too much horsing around from the Post Office.

PS Did you know people in the West, when asked to give their word, would swear By God and Wells, Fargo?

When does the Post Office give that kind of service.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, Mine doesn't.

Ron Russell said...

Damn! I'm out of stamps!

Marine4Ever said...

And that's probably exactly what you get... post card sized pictures.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, well crap.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, when you're as old as I am it can be enough.

Marine4Ever said...

Which just proves that great minds travel in same channels... my thoughts, EXACTLY, Odie! **sigh**

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, I consider myself lucky to still enjoy such sights.

Marine4Ever said...

What was it we were talking about?

Lantry said...

I'd hate to have to pay the HAZMAT Fees on #4 or $5!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Who, talking?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lantry, so don't. Are you looking at the same post the rest of us are?