Saturday, April 20, 2013

Advice to an Old Guy ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

An old guy was working out in the gym 
when he spotted a sweet young thing...

He asked the trainer that was near-by, 
"What machine in here should I use to 
impress that sweet thing over there?"
 
The trainer looked him up and down and said,
"I would try the ATM in the lobby."


Thanks David !

Other Rule 5 ers:

21 comments:

Randy-g said...

Never, ever forget your pin either!

Sheik YerBouti said...

For some of us old guys the hardest workout we do is a 12-ounce curl.

USA_Admiral said...

Kinda tough keeping money in the machine with that SOB 0bama ruining things.

Sandee said...

Well they don't do a thing for me, but they are in excellent shape.

Have a terrific day Odie. :)

Opus #6 said...

Odie, never lose your passion for life.

edutcher said...

Often, even that doesn't work.

Mr. AOW said...

I have a new joke now to tell at therapy! In fact? I am calling a buddy right now to tell this joke!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, mine is tattooed on my forehead. Problem is I've changed it six times. That really hurts.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Booti, yes but only one curl per can.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, are tired of his favorite charities?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, GREAT SHAPE!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, NEVER!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, yeah but closer than most.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mr, I told it in therapy and the Dr. wanted to know which one of me told it.

Ron Russell said...

Money talks. That second one from the top is smoking hot!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, my favorite is the top.

Ron Russell said...

Your've suppose to save the best for last, but at your age you would never get that far. So I already knew the first was your pick!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, I usually post my favorite last. I originally was just going to post her.

Mr. AOW said...

Told this joke today to everybody at the therapy center. Everybody loved it-especially the ladies!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

MR. it's true life huh.

Reaganite Republican said...

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