Saturday, April 20, 2013

Advice to an Old Guy ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

An old guy was working out in the gym 
when he spotted a sweet young thing...

He asked the trainer that was near-by, 
"What machine in here should I use to 
impress that sweet thing over there?"
 
The trainer looked him up and down and said,
"I would try the ATM in the lobby."


Thanks David !

Other Rule 5 ers:

21 comments:

  1. Never, ever forget your pin either!

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  2. For some of us old guys the hardest workout we do is a 12-ounce curl.

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  3. Kinda tough keeping money in the machine with that SOB 0bama ruining things.

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  4. Well they don't do a thing for me, but they are in excellent shape.

    Have a terrific day Odie. :)

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  5. Odie, never lose your passion for life.

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  6. Often, even that doesn't work.

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  7. I have a new joke now to tell at therapy! In fact? I am calling a buddy right now to tell this joke!

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  8. Randy, mine is tattooed on my forehead. Problem is I've changed it six times. That really hurts.

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  9. Booti, yes but only one curl per can.

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  10. Admiral, are tired of his favorite charities?

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  11. Edutcher, yeah but closer than most.

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  12. Mr, I told it in therapy and the Dr. wanted to know which one of me told it.

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  13. Money talks. That second one from the top is smoking hot!

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  14. Your've suppose to save the best for last, but at your age you would never get that far. So I already knew the first was your pick!

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  15. Ron, I usually post my favorite last. I originally was just going to post her.

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  16. Told this joke today to everybody at the therapy center. Everybody loved it-especially the ladies!

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