Friday, February 1, 2013

The Veterinarian

 One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, 
the pastor of a
small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. 
It happened again the next week!

The following Sunday, he watched as the 
offering was collected and saw an
elderly woman put the distinctive pink 
envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, 
overcome by curiosity, approached her.

  "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put 

$1,000 a week in the

  collection plate," he stated.

"Why, yes," she replied, "every

  week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church."
 The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. 
But $1,000 is a lot; are you sure
 you can afford this? 
How much does he send you?"
 The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week."
The pastor was amazed. 
"Your son is very successful; 
what does he do for a living?"
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.
"That's an honorable profession, 
but I had no idea they made that much
money," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"

  The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada
... He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas ,
and one in Reno"

 Thanks Dan !


innominatus said...


Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. I think the pastor just needs to smile and keep that old lady happy.

Have a terrific day and weekend Odie. ☺

Always On Watch said...

Hmmmm....I wonder why they call those places "cat houses."


Mike Golch said...

good one!!

LL said...

The cat business is booming in the Silver State.

Da Dude said...

Cute cats and funny joke. Love both of them.

Have a great weekend.


edutcher said...

At which point someone in the congregation dialed 911.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Inno ... MEOW back atcha.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, It keeps the old ladies and the men happy. Does this qualify for Feline Friday?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, that's a good question, Meow.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mike, thank you sir.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, they're everywhere.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Dude, glad you like and stopped by.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, no way. They all google mapped Reno and Las Vegas.

McGuffy Ann said...

Well aren't you a character?!

Ron Russell said...

Herding cats is hard to do, but rewarding if you succeed.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, I've been doing it for years. It's very rewarding.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ann, why yes I am thank you.

doubletroubletwo said...

LOL! Thanks for the smiles :)

Jackie said...

Oh my goodness Odie you've done it again!

I am laughing...wtg...on Feline Friday!

Happy weekend and are you watching the big game?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

2T2, thank you for smiling.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Jackie, I just can't post a plain Feline Friday. I have to add "Silly".

I've been a 49er fan 33 years since I moved to Northern California. I've seen a lot of heartbreak and I've seen a lot to cheer about.

GO 49ers !!!

USA_Admiral said...

I guess it is about the same principle.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral,parts is parts, pieces is pieces, and cats is cats.

skybill said...

Hi Odie,
ROTFLMFAO2xASLM!!!!!! That's Funny!!!

'Was at the Reno Air Races a few cases of Beer ago and me and some buds took a ride over to the "Mustang Ranch" for a "Look & See!!" 'Was hangin' in the Bar and this Black Hooker Chick named "Misty" came up and we got ta' talkin'!! She had a smile to die for and a line that would melt cold steel!! 'Was on the verge of gettin' my "Mustang Ride of a Lifetime' when one of the guys i rode out there with said,"Come on' we're leavin'!!" DRAT!!! all I can say Odie,..."Play 'Misty' for me....."

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

skybill, I've worked the air races many times a few years back, but I've never been to Mustang Ranch. It's only a short drive for me too.