Saturday, February 16, 2013

The Brunette ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A brunette is walking through the country, 
when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and 
you guessed it, a genie appears.

The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. 
But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the 
blondes in the world get twice as much."
The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."

The genie replies, "You now have one nice house 
and all the blondes in the world have two."
Then the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."

The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous 
man, while all the blondes have two."
The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."
 
Other Rule 5 ers:


14 comments:

Velcro said...

Clearly not a blonde; that last wish was brilliant.

USA_Admiral said...

I guess that would work pretty effectively.

Randy-g said...

No more blondes? well damn...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Velcro, I'm (or used to be) a blonde, does it show?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, she was smarter than the average blonde.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, we, the staff, here at Woodsterman were hit with an equal time complaint.

Sandee said...

Thank God I'm not a true blonde. Bwahahahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, yup you could get double.

edutcher said...

Krool.

But i have to tell you The Blonde's a lot tougher than that.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, I'm an equal opportunity offender.

Ron Russell said...

Damn Odie, you're trying to put me back in the hospital.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, Nice huh ... That last gets my heart started every time I look at it. I'm going to look again.

Reaganite Republican said...

Yum

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Woodsterman (Odie) said...

RR, Cool ... thank you Sir!