Saturday, August 18, 2012

The Blond ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
 so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
 The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
 smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.
 He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
Blond joke stolen from "Cool Blonde Jokes" (LINK)

Other Rule 5 ers:
 
Doing a show this weekend (Friday, Saturday, and Sunday) and will be scarce.
 

26 comments:

USA_Admiral said...

Ouch! At least she followed the directions.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, it's great when they do.

Randy-g said...

A blonde who can read! I love em!

Ron Russell said...

What? She could read! All of these dumb blonds look great. Remember Jane Mansfield---great looking blond and staight A's at Univ of Texas with IQ over 140! However, maybe she wasn't a real blond!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, you should see what they can do with three coats ... va va voom.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, who cares.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. Bless her heart.

Have a terrific day Odie. :)

Amusing Bunni said...

That's a good one!
At least she didn't get paint on her bikini, or boobs!
Have a fun weekend, Odie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, and the rest of her too.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, it's OK I'll be glad to clean it up.

Mr. AOW said...

A new joke to me!

Why did the blonde keep staring at the orange juice carton?

Because it said "concentrate."

Brooke said...

Ow! LOL!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mr. Don't interrupt me I'm staring at an orange juice carton.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, I have to agree.

innominatus said...

She's smarter than Biden!

edutcher said...

Why did the blonde spend hours with her M&Ms?

Trying to get them in alphabetical order.

PS The Blonde would approve.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Inno, you be a funny guy.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, shhhhh I'm trying to get my m&m's done too

Opus #6 said...

Two coats! LOL!

Velcro said...

She was smart enough to put on two THICK coats! She looks big in them, but I lacquer thinner.. [rimshot]...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, paint it up there girl.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Velcro, I'm a lacquer thinner guy too.

Teresa said...

LOL! Beautiful pics!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Thanks Teresa, Nothing but the best for these pages.

Reaganite Republican said...

I was reading an interesting study that said blondes have only been around for about 10K years- before that everybody had brown eyes and hair, basically.

But due to the danngerous life and harsh winters of northern Europe following the Ice Age 13K years ago, many men were killed hunting, fighting, etc... so lighter hair and blue eyes was a rare mutation that spread through mating, since the look was a novelty, blondes became prized.

No documentary yet on the evolution of DD boobs, but if I see one you'll be the 1st to know, Woodsterman lol

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Reaganite Republican said...

note- what I was trying to say about the dangerous life is it resulted in a shortage of MEN... so the women became more competitive and the rare blonde trait became an edge for them that STILL WORKS on your sort today!!! lol