Saturday, August 4, 2012

More About Blonds ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk 
"Where do you keep the curtains for computers?" 
 The clerk answers with a puzzled face 
 "Curtains for computers? You don't need curtains for computers." 
 The blonde's eyes widen and she shakes her head as 
she answers "Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!"

 A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his 
attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and 
went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed 
it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she 
came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and 
again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, 
back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came 
out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then 
slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 
"Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"

Other Rule 5 ers:


Randy-g said...

You've got mail! Damn I love blondes...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, I do? wait while I run to the mail box.

The Born Again American said...

It's a damn good thing the computer didn't say "FATAL ERROR"...

Ron Russell said...


Sandee said...

I used to be a blonde, not a natural blonde but still. I can remember looking that hot too. Sigh.

Loved the jokes.

Have a terrific day and weekend Odie. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

P, ya just never know what to say around some peples'.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, my wife is a blond (in case she reads this) and she's an exception to the rule.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, we all remember when. Hell, I remember the tract team, surfing for 20 years, weighing 160 pounds, and ... wait for it ... HAIR!

Opus #6 said...

Odie, how can you post pics like these. Isn't August hot enough?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...


edutcher said...

Shame on you, The Blonde turns 65 today!

You'd mock an old lady???

Good stuff, really.

PS She loves a good blonde joke, so well done.

PPS Like the candy-striper.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, don't mess up and call her DuhWon by mistake ... birthdays and all. Say happy Birthday for me. She's about 6 months younger than me.

I like number 3.

Teresa said...

Blondes sure are special.

edutcher said...

Odie, she hates it that Zero has the same birthday.

"I had it first". You can guess how she's voting.

Maggie Thornton said...

Those are great ones, both jokes and blondes.

Did you hear about the blonde who boarded the plane and sat down in First Class. Another passenger then came on and had a ticket for that seat. A flight attendant check both tickets and told the blonde her seat was in the Economy Cabin, not First Class.

She pouted and responded: I am blonde, I am beautiful and I am going to San Francisco in First Class. Several other Stews tried and got the same answer. The Head Flight Attendent firmly explained that she simply had to move. The flight could not take off until she exited the seat belonging to another passenger. She got the same answer: I am blonde, I am beautiful and I'm going to San Francisco in First Class.

Finally the Captain was forced to talk to her. He knelt down beside her and whispered a few words. She got up, gathered her belongings and moved to the back of the plane with an sweet apology to the Captain.

The flight attendants were aghast. What did you say to her, they asked.

He said, well, I just told her First Class doesn't go to San Francisco.

It's an old, old one. I'm blonde, and all of these give me a good laugh. I love blonde jokes.


Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, I LOVE them!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, I love to jib here and jab there.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Maggie, Woodsterman don't go to no San Francisco. You'll have to keep coming back until we do.

Scott Way said...

"Do they deliver E-mail on Sunday's", she asked sheepishly.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scotty, any day you want, sweetheart.

Reaganite Republican said...

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Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Thanks RR

Diogenes Sarcastica™ said...

Have you been spying on me with a camera phone again, Odie? ;)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

DS, Guilty gorgeous.