Sunday, August 5, 2012

Lone Ranger Democrat Style . . .

 The  Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. 
After  they  got their tent  all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some  hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 
'Kemo Sabe,  look  towards sky,  what you see? '
'The  Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The  Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 
'Astronomically  speaking, it tells me there are  millions 
of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. 
Astrologically,  it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. 
Time wise, it appears  to be  approximately a quarter 
past three in the morning.  Theologically, the Lord  is  
all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. 
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful 
day  tomorrow.

What does it tell you, Tonto?'

'You  dumber than buffalo shit. 
It means someone stole the  tent.'

Thanks David !

12 comments:

Sandee said...

That pretty much sizes it up.

Have a terrific day. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, keep an eye on your tent.

Opus #6 said...

Thanks for the morning chuckle.

Ron Russell said...

That's a good one---it takes an indian! Reminds me of an ole one: Tonto and the Lone Ranger were surrounded by 1,000 hostile indians and the Long Ranger turns to Tonto and says "well Tonto looks like WE have had it" Tonto replies, "what do you mean WE white man." Yours is better!

Maggie Thornton said...

That's is hilarious! Thanks for the belly laugh to go with the ice cream:-)

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Dick said...

Good one! I shared it with my email cohorts.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, you know that's why I'm here.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, Whatcha mean we pale face.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Maggie, I'm here for laughs.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Dick, glad I could help.

Amusing Bunni said...

Hee Hee, good one.

All democRATS speak with forked tongue.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, is that forked or fork-ed?