Monday, February 13, 2012

Password Help

Always choose a memorable password!

A lady helps her man install a new computer.
Once it is completed,
she tells him to select a password,
a word that he'll always remember.
As the computer asks him to enter it,
he looks at his wife and with a macho
gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects
a word but he is annoyed with her reaction,
when he selects: penis.
As he hits "enter", to validate the selection,
his wife collapses with laughter and
rolls on the floor in hysteria
The computer had replied:
TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!

Thanks David !

22 comments:

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Always safer to select 'Mississippi' which will say too long,,,try again !

USA_Admiral said...

At least there is cut and paste for the long passwords.

Randy-g said...

But its not real short!

stopsign said...

That poor woman.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, I know Dude ... I tried penis twice and it was still too short.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, I haven't found it yet.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, computers don't lie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Stopsign, That was my reaction at first too, but then she knew the job was tough when she took it.

Opus #6 said...

Maybe he'd get a stronger password if he chose a series of letters and numbers out of the penal code.

WomanHonorThyself said...

oiy!

Ron Russell said...

That's great Odie! A "prick" is just a tiny nuisance also.

Mr. AOW said...

I get the same denial.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, you are cool, girl. Sometimes you throw a real zinger.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

OLAY!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, I think you should keep it to yourself.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mr., ditto here too.

fuzzys dad said...

Thanks for the laugh

Amusing Bunni said...

Happy Valentines Day, Odie!

I hope that lady got a better present than the pword.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Fuzzys Dad, Anytime.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, better?

Brooke said...

The Syrian President pulled an idiot move, no kidding:

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2012-02-08/spaceballs-comes-true-syrian-presidents-hacked-password-was-1-2-3-4-5/

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, I guess I'd better change mine then huh.