Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Shoplifter Injured in Augusta


Here is an EXCELLENTLY written Police report, 
the way they should be reported!!!!

SHOPLIFTER INJURED AT BEST BUY

Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, 
Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later 
identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance 
cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket.  When 
confronted the man became irate, knocked down an 
employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.

Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys 
for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the Marines 
stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, 
Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear 
to be severe.  After Police and an ambulance arrived at the 
scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment.

The subject was also transported to the local hospital with 
two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several 
missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, 
assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw...injuries 
he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after 
stabbing the Marine.

Now THAT was a well written Police report

Go Marines! 
Thanks Dan !

26 comments:

  1. Marines always know which curb to steer thieves toward....

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  2. Randy, I do believe this thief just might go straight ... nah.

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  3. Georgia curbs are dangerous.

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  4. You don't mess with Marines.

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  5. Supi, proven dangerous one more time.

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  6. Tyrone sounds as though he got very lucky if that was the extent of his "fall".

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  7. Christopher, You have a very good point.

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  8. boooyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!...singin* Macho macho man..I want to be a macho man..lmbooooooooooo

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  9. Yes! Those are the Marines that I know!

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  10. WHT, Let's see if we can harmonize, but couldn't you have picked a straight group.

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  11. Euripides, If you stab a Marine you're going to "get" the Marines.

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  12. I've several marines in my political ideologies class and they are not to be messed with.

    Well, I can mess with them because they respect me and I outrank them.

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  13. "...injuries
    he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb
    " LOL

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  14. Euripides, because you should a respect for them.

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  15. Good, that bum got what he deserved.

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  16. The subject better learn to walk right and avoid falling in the future. Falling can be highly dangerous ya know. Great story, Odie!

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  17. Bunni, you mean from the curb, right?

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  18. Teresa, curbs and uneven sidewalks can be quite dangerous.

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  19. My favorite was the stairs. A lot easier to explain to your CO. Even if the perp lived on the first floor.

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  20. sig94, Stairs work when ever they're tried.

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  21. Marines rule!

    I should know. My cousin is one.

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.