Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Shoplifter Injured in Augusta


Here is an EXCELLENTLY written Police report, 
the way they should be reported!!!!

SHOPLIFTER INJURED AT BEST BUY

Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, 
Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later 
identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance 
cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket.  When 
confronted the man became irate, knocked down an 
employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.

Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys 
for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the Marines 
stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, 
Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear 
to be severe.  After Police and an ambulance arrived at the 
scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment.

The subject was also transported to the local hospital with 
two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several 
missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, 
assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw...injuries 
he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after 
stabbing the Marine.

Now THAT was a well written Police report

Go Marines! 
Thanks Dan !

26 comments:

Randy-g said...

Marines always know which curb to steer thieves toward....

USA_Admiral said...

Hoo-RAH!!!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, I do believe this thief just might go straight ... nah.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, yes indeed Sir.

Supi said...

Georgia curbs are dangerous.

Trestin said...

You don't mess with Marines.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, proven dangerous one more time.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Trestin, they'll curb you.

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Tyrone sounds as though he got very lucky if that was the extent of his "fall".

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, You have a very good point.

WomanHonorThyself said...

boooyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!...singin* Macho macho man..I want to be a macho man..lmbooooooooooo

Euripides said...

Yes! Those are the Marines that I know!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

WHT, Let's see if we can harmonize, but couldn't you have picked a straight group.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, If you stab a Marine you're going to "get" the Marines.

Euripides said...

I've several marines in my political ideologies class and they are not to be messed with.

Well, I can mess with them because they respect me and I outrank them.

banned said...

"...injuries
he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb
" LOL

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, because you should a respect for them.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Banned, it can happen.

Amusing Bunni said...

Good, that bum got what he deserved.

Teresa said...

The subject better learn to walk right and avoid falling in the future. Falling can be highly dangerous ya know. Great story, Odie!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, you mean from the curb, right?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, curbs and uneven sidewalks can be quite dangerous.

sig94 said...

My favorite was the stairs. A lot easier to explain to your CO. Even if the perp lived on the first floor.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

sig94, Stairs work when ever they're tried.

Always On Watch said...

Marines rule!

I should know. My cousin is one.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Watcher, then you must be right.