I was having lunch the other day with a very dear friend and her ten-year-old son, when he asked her, "Mom, what holiday is tomorrow?"
She said, "It's President's Day, sweetheart!"
He asked, "What does that mean?"
I was waiting for her to reply with something very profound, when ...
She said, "Well, honey, President's Day is that day when Mr. Obama steps out of the White House ... and, if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment."