Thursday, April 21, 2011

I'm a Man and I Can Fix That ! #4

Desk overloaded? I can fix that!
 Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option? I can fix that!
Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that!
Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that!
Cables falling behind the desk? I can fix that!  THIS IS ACTUALLY A GREAT IDEA!! 
No skate park in town? I can fix that!
and - last but not least - - - -
Out of diapers?  I can fix that!

Thanks David .... That's all Folks !

20 comments:

Randy-g said...

I should never have given your e-mail addy to that damn girl friend...

The Born Again American said...

Who among us has never peed in a cup...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, she would have got it on her own, I simply irresistible.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Born Again, EXACTLY!

stopsign said...

I like the cable idea!
Wish I'd known about that cup idea when my boy was a baby.

BTW It looks like it's going to start raining here today~Thanks for the duct tape idea yesterday :)

USA_Admiral said...

Wow. Those are ingenious.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Stopsign, duct tape fixes everything. When I had snowmobiles we used it to fix cracked wind shields with it. We called it high speed tape then.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, ain't they great!

innominatus said...

That woody Prius looks familiar... There's a hippie around here who has grafted two or three school buses, one of those back-of-the-pickup campers, and a lot of plywood into a giant rolling disaster. I bet they're related.

Euripides said...

I've done 4 of these. Fortunately for the sake of propriety, sticking my baby's peepee in a cup is not one of them....

Jake G. said...

Alright, I'm doing the cable idea when I get home. Ingenious.

And the first one? Tell me where you keep your Playboys...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Inno, should I save my scraps for that guy?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, so what you mean is you've never run out of diapers?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Jake, that is a great idea alright. I don't keep all of my old playboys on one table. I don't have a table strong enough.

Euripides said...

We kept cloth diapers around just in case we ran out of poop baggies. I'm pretty certain that this sort of solution to a lack of diapers would never have crossed my mind.

Teresa said...

LOL! Most of these are great ideas (minus the peepee in a cup one)! I especially love the wooden car one. But that does remind me of the movie, Three Men and a Baby.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, Oh come on, you're a man and you can fix that!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, the car or the baby?

Mr. AOW said...

I can't remember the last time I saw so many good uses for duct tape or a paper cup! LOL!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Good stuff huh Mister!