Friday, April 1, 2011

Change Your Underwear


There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain
who inspected his sailors, and afterward told 
the first mate that his men smelled bad.

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help 
if the sailors would change underwear 
occasionally.
The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced,

"The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change 
your underwear."
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, 
you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
Schultz."

 
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:



Someone may come along and promise "Change",
but don't count on things smelling any better.

Here's your April fool !

18 comments:

USA_Admiral said...

And what a fool have we.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Amen Admiral!

Randy-g said...

The fooler in chief...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, that be him.

Opus #6 said...

I smell a rat.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, then beware of strangers bearing gifts of underwear.

Scooney Adrift said...

Instead of just an April fool, a fool for all seasons!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scooney, you'll get no argument from me.

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

"Fool"? Why is everyone so generous in applying this term to Hussein?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, tis April Fools Day.

innominatus said...

So that's what "redistribution" means!

Always On Watch said...

I still cannot believe that America has elected this fool to office. To the Oval Office, of all places!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Inno, yup just passing underwear around.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Watcher, just a little over half did.

Teresa said...

Obama is a fool and a very bad joke.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, Happy April Obama Day!

Try Walking In My Shoes said...

Thats real cute.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

My Shoes, thank you kindly.