Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Season's Greetings (Well Voting Season)

T'was the night before elections

And all through the town
Tempers were flaring

Emotions all up and down

I, in my bathrobe

With a cat in my lap

Had cut off the TV

tired of political clap-trap

When all of a sudden

There arose such a noise

I peered out my window

Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet

They wanted my pay

To give to the others

Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money

And quick as a wink

Jumped back on his bandwagon

As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen

Who were pulling his cart

I could tell they were out

To tear my country apart!

'On Fannie, on Freddie,

On Biden and Ayers!

On Acorn, On Pelosi'

He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause

And as they flew out of sight

I heard him laugh at the nation

Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think

On this one final note-



Author Unknown 

Thank You Allison at A Daily Laugh (Link)


Supi said...

Odie - you find the best stuff.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Thanks Supi, I let you in on a little secret. I have an army out there looking for me.

LL said...

Pop some popcorn, crack open a ginger ale and watch FOX for the results.

I vote by mail, which is to say that I voted a week ago. One can only hope that it does some good and that we can pull the ship off the rocks.

Indyanhat said...

Good luck this time round Odie, will be praying for the right outcome...but if our experience with Tony Blair and labour are anything to go by you'll get him back again...I sinceely hope not for you and the rest of the world

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Good stuff Odie.


Popcorn and Ginger Ale? Pizza and beer around my abode, this thing is bigger than the Super Bowl.

The Conservative Lady said...

Good one, Odie. I will share it on TCL FB. Get Out The Vote!!!!

Euripides said...

That made me crack a smile at 8:00 in the morning. (Not a small feat.)(And yeah, it hurt.) I'll agree with LL and break out the popcorn and ginger ale on election night. I've already voted too.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, I also vote by mail. I mailed mine in on Monday. I'll bet our ballots looked a lot alike.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Indy, we have two more years of "him" I'm afraid. But, we're trying to pull the rug out from under him by changing everything else.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher & LL ... right on! Here it will be Beefeater and pretzels and cheese ... and a lot of yelling.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, you keep changing your avatar, but I must say you're as beautiful as ever.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, It looks like all the votes that count have been sent in already.

8:00, my goodness man. I'm laughing you by 5:00 AM ... a little play on words.

Opus #6 said...

Excellent. Poetic.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

The unknown author thanks you Opie.

Teresa said...

Great poem! I'll be enjoying refreshments as the results roll in on election night also.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, I always have to put the refreshment down to grab a snack. I don't want to uncross my fingers.