Thursday, October 7, 2010

Did I Read That Sign Right?

In an office bathroom:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT


In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN


In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD




Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? .. 
OK guys .. one for us ..

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS


Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR


Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Thanks David

12 comments:

CambridgeLady said...

I've seen a few notices like that. Why have I never got my camera handy? Funny collection.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, I hate it when I see these things and don't have my camera too. What's even worse, is when your down the road and you remember your cell phone has a camera.

Supi said...

These are great.

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

I love seeing signs like this! You stop, read, scratch your head, re-read and then pat your own back in the knowledge you are not the idiot that strung those words together.

Pierro said...

haha these are very funny
we laughed a lot!
thanks loads for sharing

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, and they're true.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, yeah but did you pee on the floor below?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Pierro, We're here for just that reason ... to make you laugh.

Opus #6 said...

I like the last one best. We can repair anything. HA!

Nickie Goomba said...

There's only chaos when elephants get out of the car.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, does it bring back bad experiences?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Nickie, I would think getting in also.