Wednesday, April 28, 2010

BINGO ! ! ! !

Here is something to help make Obama's speeches almost tolerable. Just print out this page, distribute it to friends, and listen... (be sure to read directions at the bottom)



Rules for Bullshit Bingo:
1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bullshit Bingo"
2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!" [or
Shout out “PELOSI” (means the same thing)]

Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:

"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Jack W., Boston

"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - David D.,   Florida

"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." - Bill R., New York City

“The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours."

10 comments:

CambridgeLady said...

Ha ha - we used to be able to play a similar game with Tony Blair's speeches.....

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, if you can capture their favorite phrases, you can create the perfect game.

Teresa said...

I can't wait to play bullshit bingo at Obama's next speech.

This reminds me of cowpie bingo because they are both full of crap.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, It's a great game to play. During an average speech, it's possible to play the game about 5 times.

Amusing Bunni said...

This is a great public service that will make listening to the asshat almost bearable, Odie ;-)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I'm going to start a sidebar topic of favorite comments left here. This one will be at the top, Bunni.

Snarky Basterd said...

Oh, yeah. I already have a lamented copy.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Snarky, If you watch the MSM you can play every day.

Amusing Bunni said...

That is a great idea, Odie. Thanks a whole lot!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

You be welcome Bunni ... BINGO !