Silly Blonde Day ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Tennis Ball 

 

 One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a 

tennis ball lying by the side of the walk. Being fairly new 

and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his 

pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross 

street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blond 

standing next to him smiling. "What do you have in your 

 pocket?" she asked. "Tennis ball," the man said smiling 

back. "Wow," said the blonde looking upset. "That must 

hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable!" 

 

 Walking In The Woods 

 

Two blondes were walking in the woods when they came 

upon some tracks in the dirt, the first blonde says, "Look 

at those bear tracks". The second blonde says,"Those aren't 

bear tracks, those are deer tracks". The first blonde says 

"No they're not, there bear tracks". The second blonde 

argues back. "No they're not, they're deer tracks." 

Then, they both got hit by the train.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/blondejokes/sportyblondejokes.html

Other  Blonde Loving Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain 
Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
 The Last Tradition
The Right Way

T. G. I. Clean Off THe Desktop Day

All gathered from my Facebook Buddies.

All Good Things Must Come To An End

I've been on one of my R&Rs at the GSR in Reno.

This morning I have to head home after 4 nights.

 This guy needs a special bathroom.

 

 Liberals just don't get it. It's none of their EFFING business.

 

 Lunch in the motorhome.

 

 The main building at GSR from the RV Park.

 

 Breakfast.

Brunch. 

GSR = Grand Sierra Resort 

Retired Persons

Retired Person's Perspective 

1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out. 

2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now. 

3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably very unhappy. 

4. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body. 

5. I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom. 

6. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row. 

7. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning. 

8. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: If you find one, what's your plan? 

9. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege. 


Old age is not as bad as I thought. It's a good feeling when you just don't give a hoot anymore and you feel happy just to wake up in the morning.

Thanks Dick

Timely Topics

Thanks David

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style XXXXIX

Irish Nuns

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat,
and one says to the other, "I hear that the people
in this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live
in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling,
"Hot Dogs, get your dogs here," and they both walk
towards the hot dog cart.

"Two dogs, please!," says one. The vendor is very pleased 

to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over. 

Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to 

unwrap their 'dogs.'The mother superior is first to open hers.

She begins to blush, and then staring at it for a moment, 

leans to the other Nun and in a soft brogue whispers......

"What part did you get?"

Thanks Hal

Doctor's Office ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

This beautiful Blonde one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants off, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpes - that's why I am here!"

Other Doctor Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain 
Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
 The Last Tradition
The Right Way

T.G.I. Liberal Day

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