Tuesday, May 3, 2011

NewsBusted 4/3/11 ~ NewsBusters.org

Monday, May 2, 2011

Rule 5 Woodsterman Style ~ OR ~ Too Old

An elderly man really took care of his body.
He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day.

One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body,

and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the

exception of his penis.

So he decided to do something about that.

He went to the beach, undressed completely and buried himself

in the sand, except for his penis,

which he left sticking out of the sand.

A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach,

one using a cane to help her get along.
Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand,
the lady with the cane began to move the penis
around with her cane.

Remarking to the other little old lady, she said:
"There really is no justice in the world."

The other little old lady asked:

"What do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady replied:

"Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it."

"When I was 30, I enjoyed it."

"When I was 40, I asked for it."

"When I was 50, I paid for it."

"When I was 60, I prayed for it."

"When I was 70, I forgot about it."

"Now that I'm 80, the damned things are

growing wild and I'm too old to squat."

Sunday, May 1, 2011

With Love . . . .

I don't often like to steer you away from my

pages, but this is special. A love letter to Born

Again and Conservative men everywhere. It

Starts here ends there . . . .

To P and Conservative men everywhere,

This is a love letter. It is to all the wonderful conservative men

everywhere. Conservative men - find one and keep him. You

can trust them to do the right thing, even when it is difficult.

If women are the stone masons, they are the rocks that the

foundation of a family is built on. . . . . Go There

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Quit Drinking ?

I'm never drinking again !

And then there was this . . . . . .

Friday, April 29, 2011

NewsBusted 4/29/11 ~ NewsBusters.org

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Birthday Reminder . . . .

Our little girl is growing up!!

This week we celebrate a special birthday.

Monica Lewinsky turns 44.
Can you believe it?
It seems like only yesterday, she was crawling around the White House
on her hands and knees, putting everything in her mouth.

They grow up so fast, don't they?