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Sunday, June 9, 2019
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Thursday, June 6, 2019
WHY OUR HEALTH CARE COSTS ARE SO HIGH!!!
Bubba had shingles.
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?
Here's what happened to Bubba:
Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, 'Shingles' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
Thanks Russell
Wednesday, June 5, 2019
Tuesday, June 4, 2019
Little Johnny Strikes Again
Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a
Development that is currently being built near your home and what are the
Advantages of this new development. At the end of the class, the teacher
asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes.
Teacher: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your
Parents concerning Little Johnny's' crude remarks. It is very likely that
Tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you
All, to avoid any further problems - that if he says anything that appears
Rude, I would like you all to get up and leave the classroom."
Everybody agreed to this plan.
Next day:
Teacher: "Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead Anita."
Anita: "Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't
Have to walk so far to get bread and milk."
Teacher: "Very good Anita! Yes - Suzie!"
Suzie: "Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My daddy is a
Carpenter and this allows him to work near home."
Teacher: "Excellent, thank-you Suzie!"
At this point, little Johnny's hand shoots up and the Teacher asks: "Johnny,
Tell me, what new development is being built near your home?"
Little Johnny: "Near my home, they are building a brothel."
All the young ladies get up and proceed to leave.
Little Johnny says: "Hey, relax girls... It hasn't opened yet!"
Thanks Jim
Monday, June 3, 2019
The Libs and Creepy Joe
Sorry Guys and Gals, Blogger was acting up
yesterday and I walked away from this.
Duh, then I forgot ..........................
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Sunday, June 2, 2019
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