The Man Cold

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style LXXXVI

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Golf Played The Right Way Can Extend Your Life

 Russ Buttacovoli, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up.
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'how do you stay in such great physical condition?'
 I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says Russ, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways.
I have a glass of vino, and all is well.'
 "'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Father when he died?

"Who said he was dead?"

The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Father's still alive. How old is he?'
 'He's 100 years old,' says Russ. 'In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk and had a little vino and that's why he's still alive. He's Italian and he's a golfer, too.'

'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Father's Father? How old was he when he died?'

'Who said my Nonno's dead?'
 Stunned, the doctor asks, 'You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?'

'He's 118 years old,' says the Old Italian golfer.


The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?'


'No, Nonno couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'


At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married? Why would a 118 year- old guy want to get married?'



'Who said he wanted to?

Thanks Brig (LINK) 

Ends With "tor" ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things.
  
The first little boy says, "Alligator."

"Very good, that's a big word."
  
The second boy says, "Predator."
  
"Yes, that's another big word. Well done.”

Little Johnny says, "Vibrator, Miss."
  
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything."
  
"Well my Mum has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like there's no tomorrow!"

Thanks Dan

Other Vibratin Fool Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain 
Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
 The Last Tradition
The Right Way

Shortly After The Election

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Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style LXXXV

 

Relatively speaking, you are NOT having a bad day...

Thanks Hal and Dan 

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR!