Saturday, January 7, 2017

Ends With "tor" ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style



A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things.
  
The first little boy says, "Alligator."

"Very good, that's a big word."
  
The second boy says, "Predator."
  
"Yes, that's another big word. Well done.”

Little Johnny says, "Vibrator, Miss."
  
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything."
  
"Well my Mum has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like there's no tomorrow!"



Thanks Dan

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2 comments:

  1. SandeeJanuary 7, 2017 at 5:52 AM

    Little Johnny is right. They do eat batteries like there is no tomorrow. That's what I heard anyway.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

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  2. Woodsterman (Odie)January 7, 2017 at 8:30 AM

    Sandee, almost did whoopsie there.

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** Anonymous, please use a name at the end of your comment. You're all starting to look alike.

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