A Guy Walks Into A Bar ~ Magic Apples

NewsBusted 12/17/13 ~ NewsBusters.org

He Be Cool . . . .

 That would be Duhwon!

That would be me!

Class Photo

Class photo brings back so many fond memories

DuhWon Versus DuhNasty

I would have loved to have been on that flight home.

Flight Attendants ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 Love those Southwest Flight Attendants!

A mother and her young son were flying 

Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.  

The little boy had been looking out of the window.

He turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs 

have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why 

don't big planes have baby planes?" 

 

The mother couldn't think of an answer.  

She told her son to ask the flight attendant. 

 

He went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, 

"If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, 

why don't big planes have baby planes?" 

 

The busy flight attendant smiled and asked the boy, 

"Did your mother tell you to ask me?"  The boy replied, 

"Yes, she did."

 

"Well," said the flight attendant, "you go and tell your 

mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest 

always pulls out on time.  

Have your mother explain that to you."

Thank You Trailbee! (LINK)

Other Flying High Rule 5 ers:

 

*American Perspective*

Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Reaganite Republican

teresamerica

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
In My NOT So Humble Opinion
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Act Well Your Part

Looking Out for One Another....

Slip this note under the wiper blade of the 

next car you see in this situation.

Thanks David !

NewsBusted 12/11/13 ~ NewsBusters.org

Boating Accident

Graphic Picture of Boating Accident - Just Seconds Before the Owner Dies 

Not for the squeamish!!

SECONDS before Death (totally unaware).

WARNING! GRAPHIC BOATING PHOTO.

THIS IS A PICTURE OF A MAN WITH JUST SECONDS TO LIVE

(CHILLING!)

Thanks Dan ! 

I've been very busy the last few days with babysitting Christmas shopping and the like. I'll catch up with my blog visits as soon as I can.

Onions and Christmas Trees

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 

"Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are 

three kinds of boobs.  In her 20s, a woman's are like 

melons, round and firm.  In her 30s to 40s, they are

 like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.  

After 50, they are like onions."

"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

          This infuriated his wife and daughter so the 

daughter said,  "Mum, how many kinds of "willies" 

are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 

"Well, dear, a man  goes through three phases.  

In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.  

In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.  

After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes.  The tree is dead, and the balls are just for decoration."

Thanks Dan !

*** Jodi is late and I can no longer wait.