I have once again been moved to verse and re-wrote the lyrics to Marty Robbins "Big Iron" as a tribute to Alec Baldwin and called it "Big Rust" (see what I did there?). I would like to share it with the readers here. Should I just paste it in the comments?
I was making a pun out of rust to iron. Here it is - I wrote it myself, use it however you want
Big Rust - Sung to the music of Marty Robbins “Big Iron” (AKA 4 Rules)
On a film set to be called “Rust” was a Libtard one fine day About gun control and Donald Trump he’d had a lot to say No media would doubt him The Dems all had his back And never pointed out that He’s an untalented hack Untalented hack
For responsible people there are 4 simple rules You never violate them because guns are only tools With fast cars, cash, and guns You must be careful what you do Because you know that end results Are reflections of you Reflections of you
There was real live ammunition on the movie set that day For an idiotic movie no one would see anyway If you can’t tell blanks from live rounds You won’t know what to do You must have the sight and insight Of that old Mr. Magoo Old Mr. Magoo
Now the Libtard had the six gun that he didn’t think to clear The way we all were taught to by the folks that held us dear No one dared to tell him he’s wrong On his ass they kept their lips With his brain turned off he drew And started shooting from the hip Shooting from the hip
Now down range was a lady who had never harmed a soul And the very last thing she saw was an ignorant asshole Our thoughts are with her family And all the people harmed By a washed up has been actor Who has lost his looks and charm Lost his looks and charm
Now the press all gathers round him and will try to shift the blame But I don’t think the real Sheriff has made plans to play that game I see cuffs in Alec's future I don’t mean the fuzzy kind And the all important 4 rules Let this help you keep in mind Help you keep in mind
4 rules, 4 rules And the all important 4 rules let this help you keep in mind Help you keep in mind
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I have once again been moved to verse and re-wrote the lyrics to Marty Robbins "Big Iron" as a tribute to Alec Baldwin and called it "Big Rust" (see what I did there?). I would like to share it with the readers here. Should I just paste it in the comments?
ReplyDeleteMikey, where can I find it? I'm old ... "see what I did there" ... where is there?
DeleteI was making a pun out of rust to iron. Here it is - I wrote it myself, use it however you want
DeleteBig Rust - Sung to the music of Marty Robbins “Big Iron”
(AKA 4 Rules)
On a film set to be called “Rust” was a Libtard one fine day
About gun control and Donald Trump he’d had a lot to say
No media would doubt him
The Dems all had his back
And never pointed out that
He’s an untalented hack
Untalented hack
For responsible people there are 4 simple rules
You never violate them because guns are only tools
With fast cars, cash, and guns
You must be careful what you do
Because you know that end results
Are reflections of you
Reflections of you
There was real live ammunition on the movie set that day
For an idiotic movie no one would see anyway
If you can’t tell blanks from live rounds
You won’t know what to do
You must have the sight and insight
Of that old Mr. Magoo
Old Mr. Magoo
Now the Libtard had the six gun that he didn’t think to clear
The way we all were taught to by the folks that held us dear
No one dared to tell him he’s wrong
On his ass they kept their lips
With his brain turned off he drew
And started shooting from the hip
Shooting from the hip
Now down range was a lady who had never harmed a soul
And the very last thing she saw was an ignorant asshole
Our thoughts are with her family
And all the people harmed
By a washed up has been actor
Who has lost his looks and charm
Lost his looks and charm
Now the press all gathers round him and will try to shift the blame
But I don’t think the real Sheriff has made plans to play that game
I see cuffs in Alec's future
I don’t mean the fuzzy kind
And the all important 4 rules
Let this help you keep in mind
Help you keep in mind
4 rules, 4 rules
And the all important 4 rules let this help you keep in mind
Help you keep in mind
Mikey, I'll get on that.
DeleteRegarding 3, ever get the feeling Brandon is the Arec Barwin of politics?
ReplyDeleteAnd Buckwheat.
edutcher, which one of the two are you insulting? And the answer is yes.
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