Saturday, February 15, 2020

The Bar ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style



A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

 CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $10.00

 He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks.
"Can I help you?" she asks.

 "I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

 "Yes," she purrs. "I am."

 The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."








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6 comments:

  1. Joe JacksonFebruary 15, 2020 at 4:20 AM

    Took ya long enough to start seeing things my way.................

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  2. Woodsterman (Odie)February 15, 2020 at 7:01 AM

    Joe, ?????? You reminded me, I forgot my fellow Rule 5ers post at the end. Sorry All.

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  3. KidFebruary 15, 2020 at 8:42 AM

    Well, that's one way to sell more alcohol.

    There was a bar in Phoenix that had a barmaid with no underwear and a skirt that just barely covered her behind and she made it a point to bend over when serving drinks. Good looking too.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)February 16, 2020 at 7:45 AM

    Kid, you tipped a lot, right?

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  5. KidFebruary 16, 2020 at 8:13 AM

    I wouldn't say I tipped a LOT, but I did some and of course had a few more beers than I might have otherwise. Of course a designated driver was available.

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)February 17, 2020 at 10:24 AM

    Kid, of course.

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