Wednesday, January 8, 2020

Union Boss Walks Into A Bar . . . .




A union boss walks in from the factory next door and is about to order a beer when he sees a guy at the far end of the bar wearing a TRUMP Make America Great Again cap with two beers sitting in front of him.
The union boss doesn't need to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican, so he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender.... but not for the 'Republican'.
Soon after the drinks have been passed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.
This infuriates the 'Union Boss'.
After a few minutes, the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this doesn't seem to bother the Republican. He nods and smiles, and again yells, "Thank you!"
A few more minutes pass and the union boss orders another round of drinks for everyone except the Republican.
Frustrated that he can't seem to get the guy angered, the union boss asks the bartender, "What is wrong with that Republican? I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the dummy does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts...?"
"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."
ADVICE TO DEMOCRATS, LIBERALS AND ALL LEFTIES: WHEN YOUR HORSE DIES, IT'S TIME TO DISMOUNT.

16 comments:

  1. That little ditty is still stuck in my head from yesterday. Maybe we can have a sequel, Little Ditty 'bout Trump and Iran, ala JC Mellencamp.

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  2. Good one. Didn't see it coming.

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  3. They will never dismount. They just can't. Bless their hearts.

    Have a fabulous day, Odie. 😎

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  4. I've always said.....it's bad enough to be caught riding a dead horse but do your best to not get shot out of the saddle riding one!

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  5. The difference between Democrats and Republicans is which side of the check they sign.

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  6. THE BOSS DOESN'T KNOW THAT
    HE CAN AFFORD THOSE BEERS BECAUSE OF PRESIDENT
    TRUMP.

    GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

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  7. Edward, so you want a part two huh. So get to writin' and a playin'.

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  8. Sandee, I will never bless them, but the you're nicer than I am.

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  9. Mike, the dems will reap what they sow.

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  10. Handy, ain't that the truth.

    Any relation to Red?

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  11. Unknown, Trump even helps the union bosses.

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  12. Odie
    If ya can't be 1 you should be the other, eh?

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