Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Ryebread



Two older gentlemen, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.


The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.



He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"


She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want five loaves."


She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."


The old man says to himself, I can't believe everybody knows about this but me.

Thanks Dan

12 comments:

  1. Please pass me the pumpernickel...............

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  2. Jennie Grossinger, I love you (very inside, you have to be from the Northeast and my age).

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  3. I love Pumpernickel too. Good One! ROFLMAO

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  4. Taminator013, YES PUMPERNICKLE! I love that stuff.

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  5. Chris, This has really turned into a Pumpernickle post.

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  6. Adrienne, another Pumpernickel person heard from.

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  7. Yay bring on the Pumpernickle!

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  8. Brig, It gets stiff by the third loaf you know.

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  9. FWIW - I only need one loaf.

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  10. Kid, sounds like you'll be a busy man.

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